Day 40/41 - Lo so, tecnicamente ho saltato un giorno, ma sono a letto malata da due giorni, senza voce e con un raffreddore che non finisce più, perciò mi merito un po’ di comprensione. Il medico mi ha detto di non uscire di casa, quindi per evitare la noia ho finito di vedere Doctor Who e Sherlock e ho letto fanfiction. E mia madre non può lamentarsi del fatto che sono appiccicata al pc come una piovra. (da “Le cronache di una Allie malata”, volume primo) #100happydays #happygentaglia

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Apr 23
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lesbianfosur:

You deserve better, you deserve to be someone’s Monday morning cup of coffee and a Saturday afternoon event. You deserve to be a Sunday night dinner out and a Wednesday skip class shopping trip. You deserve to be a long weekend road trip or a Friday night back massage, you deserve it all.

Apr 23
+290.528 note

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

filed under: ,oh god  ,this is why i love tumblr  
Apr 23
+148.365 note
filed under: ,paris  ,beautiful places  
Apr 23
+58.184 note
filed under: ,gatto  
Apr 23
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filed under: ,otp  
Apr 23
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Apr 23
+262.404 note

magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

filed under: ,can i have an amen?  
Apr 23
+803 note
filed under: ,darren criss  ,italian  ,CUTIE PIE  
Apr 23
+122.019 note

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

filed under: ,oh god  
Apr 23
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madhattersfutterwhacken:

greymichaela:

validatemyselfhate:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

Cats are so fucking stupid I want a thousand

How come when I get a cat she’s just lazy and mean while these nigguhs get the best of the best

filed under: ,gatto  ,cats are so funny  
Apr 23
+28 note

lift-run-eat-love:

Makes me so angry when I see the shit people have to deal with from their own parents. I don’t understand how parents can say hurtful things to their kids. You created that. Why aren’t you proud? I don’t get it.

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